Stop being insensitive, you bloated beach ball.
FAVORITE! ‘don’t be insensitive about it you puffy cow!’ ‘ohh the past? is that when you were skinny?’ ‘I don’t like...
I have a love for bodyguard that cannot not be explained.
I NEED to have fat professor if I go to NYU regardless of the fact that he’s a fictional character.
“History, is that when you had hair?”
wooo bodyguard backs up mk
…i just had to reblog.